http://be.web2announcer.com/ Web 2.0 announcer top stories for Be en Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:31:00 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2039083 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - The Atlantic Journal of Computational Chemistry released its ranking of the Top 100 Compounds of the Year today, with H2O, or common water, topping a list which included Hydrogen Chloride, Potassium and Iron Oxide. Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:31:00 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2039083satireasIfH2OWouldBecompoundofTheyearNews http://web2announcer.com/go/2012997 unknown@Netscape.com This is just an amazing look at how far babies go when moving around in their safe, little havens. Mon, 28 May 2007 08:40:48 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2012997babiescanBeverypushyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/2007636 unknown@Netscape.com Quit grumbling under your breath when that footloose freelancer friend of yours wants to grab a three-hour lunch on a Thursday. Just remind yourself that you have health coverage and she doesn't. And if that sounds 401(K)-level boring, then use those three hours to sit at your desk and plumb the depths of your insurance benefits website -- because Thu, 24 May 2007 10:57:54 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2007636massageAcupunctureandYogamayallBePartofyourhealthplanNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1848283 unknown@Netscape.com The United States knows for certain that radical Iraqi cleric Muqtada al-Sadr is still living next door in Iran , a senior State Department official said Friday, disputing aides to the anti-American religious and political leader. Fri, 11 May 2007 20:10:30 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1848283RadicaliraqClericToBeiniranNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1813863 unknown@Netscape.com SCIENTISTS in Hong Kong and Australia will soon test a treatment for nose and throat cancer which "trains" the patient's own white blood cells to fight the disease. The trial will begin over the next three months and blood samples will be collected from 30 nasopharyngeal (nose) cancer patients in Hong Kong, said lead researcher Daniel Ch Wed, 09 May 2007 11:45:17 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1813863cellsToBeTrainedkillcancerNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1701936 unknown@Netscape.com WASHINGTON, DC: In an East Room press conference Tuesday, President Bush told reporters that he had the "sneaking feeling" that 68 percent of the U.S. population hated his guts that day. Wed, 02 May 2007 12:30:44 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1701936satireOhpleaseitcouldntBemoreThan65percentNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1671921 unknown@Netscape.com At a press conference by scientists, journalists willfully applied more exciting interpretations to the scientists' findings, prompting speculation that Tyrannosaurus Rex was artificially created by a past civilization. Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:09:04 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1671921satireCouldreportersBegeneticallyEngineeredNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1586403 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford spoke out today in favor of changing the state bird from the California wren to anything else following the ninth unprovoked wren attack this year. Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:08:03 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1586403satirenewstatebirdToBeAustraliankiwiNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1572096 unknown@Netscape.com Segolene Royal can see it in her mind's eye: She, Hillary Rodham Clinton and German Chancellor Angela Merkel forming a triumvirate of women leading over a big part of the free world. Sun, 22 Apr 2007 23:21:15 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1572096royalAimingToBeFirstleaderNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1543743 unknown@Netscape.com As a result of recent disasters and extreme weather, in a move some say will only incite anger and retribution by none other than the Almighty, a UN-led group is planning to repeal most, if not all laws of nature. Sat, 21 Apr 2007 13:50:35 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1543743satireallspeedlimitsToLikewiseBeAbolishedNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1554649 unknown@Netscape.com As a result of recent disasters and extreme weather, in a move some say will only incite anger and retribution by none other than the Almighty, a UN-led group is planning to repeal most, if not all laws of nature. Sat, 21 Apr 2007 13:50:35 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1554649BeAbolishedsatireallspeedlimitsToLikewiseNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1543744 unknown@Netscape.com U.S. District Judge Lawrence Moron ruled that it is unconstitutional to not only recite the pledge of allegiance in public schools, but went one step further and said that "the word USA may be offensive to those who hate the word 'USA' and therefore, to please those folks, we will not allow the word 'USA' to be said in public schools anymore.& Sat, 21 Apr 2007 13:30:40 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1543744satireThewordschoolAlsonolongerToBeAllowedNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1398823 unknown@Netscape.com Let's face it, the life of a gamer isn't exactly dangerous or exciting. We're a group that is collectively defined by our willingness to get our adrenaline rush from the safety of our couch or home office. And while it might be a rush to frag your best friend on Xbox Live, or to work with thirty-nine other "heroes" to destroy the latest t Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:20:18 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1398823ItsdangerousToBeagamerNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1369716 unknown@Netscape.com A warmer climate could prove to be more beneficial than the one we have now. Much of the alarm over climate change is based on ignorance of what is normal for weather and climate. There is no evidence, for instance, that extreme weather events are increasing in any systematic way, according to scientists at the U.S. National Hurricane Center, the W Mon, 09 Apr 2007 18:54:21 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1369716globalwarmingHysterialwarmerCouldBemorebeneficialgorealarmistNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1354322 unknown@Netscape.com A year ago, Donald Vance learned what its like to be falsely accused by the U.S. military of aiding terrorists. He was held without charge for more than three months in a high-security prison in Iraq, and interrogated daily after sleepless nights without legal counsel or even a phone call to his family. On Wednesday, the former private security Sun, 08 Apr 2007 08:24:29 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1354322mynameusedToBe200343News http://web2announcer.com/go/1332171 unknown@Netscape.com As the Global Temperature rises by degrees, millions are expected to suffer, and drastic changes will be imminent! Meeting of Scientists and world politicians produces report on the dire consequences of Global Warming on millions of poor people around the world! Sat, 07 Apr 2007 00:47:10 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1332171millionsofpoorprojectedToSufferglobalwarmingmayBespinningOutcontrolDevastationforecast.News http://web2announcer.com/go/1309952 unknown@Netscape.com NEW ORLEANS (Reuters) - The head of the U.S. National Hurricane Center said on Wednesday a busy Atlantic hurricane season was likely this year, which the federal government's chief emergency official vowed to be ready for. Speaking at the annual National Hurricane Conference in New Orleans, which is still reeling from Hurricane Katrina in 2005, Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:18:20 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1309952busyhurricaneseasonseenfemavowsToBereadyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1246830 unknown@Netscape.com New research from Columbia University Medical Center may explain why people who are able to easily and accurately recall historical dates or long-ago events, may have a harder time with word recall or remembering the day's current events. Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:37:03 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1246830newresearchshowstoomuchmemorymayBebadNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1227176 unknown@Netscape.com The U.S. global AIDS initiative has provided therapy and brought testing and counseling to millions around the world. Now the challenge is to move from emergency to sustained efforts, the Institute of Medicine said Friday. Fri, 30 Mar 2007 18:46:20 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1227176agencyaidsfightshouldBeSustainedNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1196496 unknown@Netscape.com Gasoline prices continue to creep upward -- by another 4 cents locally in the past week -- and, according to motorist reports, topping $3 in some parts of Long Island. At least one analyst, though, believes they'll peak in about two weeks and then could slide or remain stable for most of the summer, depending upon geopolitical developments. Wed, 28 Mar 2007 18:57:43 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1196496analystgaspricesmayBeReachingpeakNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1196497 unknown@Netscape.com President Bush accused congressional Democrats Wednesday of meddling in Iraq war policy and said setting a deadline for a U.S. pullout would have disastrous repercussions for both countries. Wed, 28 Mar 2007 18:44:00 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1196497bushiraqTimelineCouldBeDisastrousNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1163261 unknown@Netscape.com The weeks after Anna Nicole Smith's death were filled with public courtroom drama and private whispers about what might have killed the former Playboy Playmate. On Monday, the county medical examiner planned to reveal the truth. Mon, 26 Mar 2007 18:05:00 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1163261annanicoleSmithAutopsyToBereleasedNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1140892 unknown@Netscape.com The principal obstacle to effective school reform is the students, and the most effective means of achieving meaningful education reform would be to remove them from the system altogether, according to a new study from the Center for Educational Studies. Sun, 25 Mar 2007 08:50:41 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1140892satirestudentswillNotactuallyBeRemovedfromschoolsNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1115928 unknown@Netscape.com POINT/COUNTERPOINT with Susan Winger, President, Democracy In Action for "No Blood For Oil" vs. Kenneth Parton, Americans For Non-Alternative Energy for "Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?" Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:28:00 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1115928satireIProposeacompromisefluidToBeCalledBloilNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1008866 unknown@Netscape.com To surge or not to surge, that question is over. The surge is on, despite what some in Congress may want. And guess what? It seems to be working. Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:33:01 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1008866iraqtroopsurgeworkingItsapprearsToBeNews http://web2announcer.com/go/971140 unknown@Netscape.com "The president has always been a staunch advocate of domestic security, and this brave decision says to any potential burglar that if you want to get into his house, you are going to have an extra eight inches of fence to contend with," said White House press secretary Tony Snow. Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:08:46 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/971140satirewhitehousenolongerToBeConsideredeasymarkNews http://web2announcer.com/go/890660 unknown@Netscape.com President Bush said Wednesday that the bipartisan panel he named to investigate problems at the nation's military and veterans hospitals would work to restore confidence in the system of caring for wounded U.S. troops and helping them move back into military or civilian life. Wed, 07 Mar 2007 18:31:07 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/890660BusNeglectwillNotBeToleratedNews http://web2announcer.com/go/869031 unknown@Netscape.com BARSTOW, CA-In a move intended to send an "unmistakably clear message" to Barstow County High School Principal Robert McCluskey, the school's student council approved by a vote of 22-3 during seventh period Monday a nonbinding resolution criticizing the principal's recent decision to install three extra hall monitors. Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:20:13 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/869031satireTheCouncilwillBeHoldinghearingsallnextweekNews http://web2announcer.com/go/860890 unknown@Netscape.com By the time you finish reading this film synopsis, a drunk driver will cause a traffic accident. Every 30 seconds in America, a man is hit by a drunk driver. This is that man's story. Mon, 05 Mar 2007 23:49:22 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/860890justBeGladYoureNotthatmanNews http://web2announcer.com/go/799577 unknown@Netscape.com Not only does he offer the lowest insurance, he also takes an uncomfortably large egg dump on the hood of your car. Thu, 01 Mar 2007 20:58:23 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/799577EaglemanReallyShouldntBeLayingeggsatallNews http://web2announcer.com/go/652697 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting : Scientists aboard the international space station are reporting numerous equipment failures, supply problems and overturned refuse cylinders today all stemming from the behavior of an inquisitive stowaway raccoon. Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:21:51 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/652697satireItsNotSupposedToBeThereButsoDarncuteNews http://web2announcer.com/go/431654 unknown@Netscape.com ATLANTA - Bowing to pressure from advocacy groups and a lobby effort dating back three years, the Weights and Measures Division of the National Institute of Standards and Technology has agreed to expand the age-old Five-Second Rule to eight seconds beginning next month. Sat, 03 Feb 2007 11:31:53 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/431654aLoopholewillAllowUnusedsecondsToBeCarriedoverNews http://web2announcer.com/go/372230 unknown@Netscape.com Attorneys for former vice presidential aide I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby won't know the specifics of former White House press secretary Ari Fleischer's unusual immunity-from-prosecution deal when Fleischer testifies against their client Monday. Mon, 29 Jan 2007 17:56:16 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/372230exAidesimmunitydealwontBedetailedlibbyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/346485 unknown@Netscape.com The President of the United States, George W. Bush has taken steps to pardon himself in advance for any charges of war crimes that may arise in the future following his conduct in response to the September 11th attacks. Sun, 28 Jan 2007 02:56:49 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/346485satireItsgoodToBeTheDeciderImeanDecisionmakerNews http://web2announcer.com/go/285524 unknown@Netscape.com Fund-raisers on the left and right are salivating now that Sen. Hillary Clinton has declared, "I'm in" the 2008 presidential race. On the left, feminists will likely hail her as the reincarnation of suffragette Susan B. Anthony. On the right, conservatives will portray her as a cross between Lady Macbeth and Bonnie Parker. Tue, 23 Jan 2007 19:33:55 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/285524HillarycalthomasBeniceNews http://web2announcer.com/go/78267 unknown@Netscape.com In early November, 1958, a British oil exploration team was flying over North Africa's harsh Libyan Desert when they stumbled across something unexpected... Mon, 08 Jan 2007 19:51:36 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/78267historyLadyBegoodNews