added 2007 Mon Jun 11 9:31:00 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - The Atlantic Journal of Computational Chemistry released its ranking of the Top 100 Compounds of the Year today, with H2O, or common water, topping a list which included Hydrogen Chloride, Potassium and Iron Oxide.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - The Atlantic Journal of Computational Chemistry released its ranking of the Top 100 Compounds of the Year today, with H2O, or common water, topping a list which included Hydrogen Chloride, Potassium and Iron Oxide.
added 2007 Mon May 28 8:40:48 by TOtheMOON
This is just an amazing look at how far babies go when moving around in their safe, little havens.
This is just an amazing look at how far babies go when moving around in their safe, little havens.
added 2007 Thu May 24 10:57:54 by gatitabonitasen
Quit grumbling under your breath when that footloose freelancer friend of yours wants to grab a three-hour lunch on a Thursday. Just remind yourself that you have health coverage and she doesn't. And if that sounds 401(K)-level boring, then use those three hours to sit at your desk and plumb the depths of your insurance benefits website -- because
Quit grumbling under your breath when that footloose freelancer friend of yours wants to grab a three-hour lunch on a Thursday. Just remind yourself that you have health coverage and she doesn't. And if that sounds 401(K)-level boring, then use those three hours to sit at your desk and plumb the depths of your insurance benefits website -- because
added 2007 Fri May 11 20:10:30 by STONERS
The United States knows for certain that radical Iraqi cleric Muqtada al-Sadr is still living next door in Iran , a senior State Department official said Friday, disputing aides to the anti-American religious and political leader.
The United States knows for certain that radical Iraqi cleric Muqtada al-Sadr is still living next door in Iran , a senior State Department official said Friday, disputing aides to the anti-American religious and political leader.
added 2007 Wed May 9 11:45:17 by Varadinum
SCIENTISTS in Hong Kong and Australia will soon test a treatment for nose and throat cancer which "trains" the patient's own white blood cells to fight the disease. The trial will begin over the next three months and blood samples will be collected from 30 nasopharyngeal (nose) cancer patients in Hong Kong, said lead researcher Daniel Ch
SCIENTISTS in Hong Kong and Australia will soon test a treatment for nose and throat cancer which "trains" the patient's own white blood cells to fight the disease. The trial will begin over the next three months and blood samples will be collected from 30 nasopharyngeal (nose) cancer patients in Hong Kong, said lead researcher Daniel Ch
added 2007 Wed May 2 12:30:44 by ind06
WASHINGTON, DC: In an East Room press conference Tuesday, President Bush told reporters that he had the "sneaking feeling" that 68 percent of the U.S. population hated his guts that day.
WASHINGTON, DC: In an East Room press conference Tuesday, President Bush told reporters that he had the "sneaking feeling" that 68 percent of the U.S. population hated his guts that day.
added 2007 Mon Apr 30 11:09:04 by ind06
At a press conference by scientists, journalists willfully applied more exciting interpretations to the scientists' findings, prompting speculation that Tyrannosaurus Rex was artificially created by a past civilization.
At a press conference by scientists, journalists willfully applied more exciting interpretations to the scientists' findings, prompting speculation that Tyrannosaurus Rex was artificially created by a past civilization.
added 2007 Tue Apr 24 12:08:03 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford spoke out today in favor of changing the state bird from the California wren to anything else following the ninth unprovoked wren attack this year.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford spoke out today in favor of changing the state bird from the California wren to anything else following the ninth unprovoked wren attack this year.
added 2007 Sun Apr 22 23:21:15 by STONERS
Segolene Royal can see it in her mind's eye: She, Hillary Rodham Clinton and German Chancellor Angela Merkel forming a triumvirate of women leading over a big part of the free world.
Segolene Royal can see it in her mind's eye: She, Hillary Rodham Clinton and German Chancellor Angela Merkel forming a triumvirate of women leading over a big part of the free world.
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added 2007 Sat Apr 21 13:50:35 by ind06
As a result of recent disasters and extreme weather, in a move some say will only incite anger and retribution by none other than the Almighty, a UN-led group is planning to repeal most, if not all laws of nature.
As a result of recent disasters and extreme weather, in a move some say will only incite anger and retribution by none other than the Almighty, a UN-led group is planning to repeal most, if not all laws of nature.
added 2007 Sat Apr 21 13:50:35 by ind06
As a result of recent disasters and extreme weather, in a move some say will only incite anger and retribution by none other than the Almighty, a UN-led group is planning to repeal most, if not all laws of nature.
As a result of recent disasters and extreme weather, in a move some say will only incite anger and retribution by none other than the Almighty, a UN-led group is planning to repeal most, if not all laws of nature.
added 2007 Sat Apr 21 13:30:40 by ind06
U.S. District Judge Lawrence Moron ruled that it is unconstitutional to not only recite the pledge of allegiance in public schools, but went one step further and said that "the word USA may be offensive to those who hate the word 'USA' and therefore, to please those folks, we will not allow the word 'USA' to be said in public schools anymore.&
U.S. District Judge Lawrence Moron ruled that it is unconstitutional to not only recite the pledge of allegiance in public schools, but went one step further and said that "the word USA may be offensive to those who hate the word 'USA' and therefore, to please those folks, we will not allow the word 'USA' to be said in public schools anymore.&
added 2007 Wed Apr 11 13:20:18 by Varadinum
Let's face it, the life of a gamer isn't exactly dangerous or exciting. We're a group that is collectively defined by our willingness to get our adrenaline rush from the safety of our couch or home office. And while it might be a rush to frag your best friend on Xbox Live, or to work with thirty-nine other "heroes" to destroy the latest t
Let's face it, the life of a gamer isn't exactly dangerous or exciting. We're a group that is collectively defined by our willingness to get our adrenaline rush from the safety of our couch or home office. And while it might be a rush to frag your best friend on Xbox Live, or to work with thirty-nine other "heroes" to destroy the latest t
added 2007 Mon Apr 9 18:54:21 by catstevens
A warmer climate could prove to be more beneficial than the one we have now. Much of the alarm over climate change is based on ignorance of what is normal for weather and climate. There is no evidence, for instance, that extreme weather events are increasing in any systematic way, according to scientists at the U.S. National Hurricane Center, the W
A warmer climate could prove to be more beneficial than the one we have now. Much of the alarm over climate change is based on ignorance of what is normal for weather and climate. There is no evidence, for instance, that extreme weather events are increasing in any systematic way, according to scientists at the U.S. National Hurricane Center, the W
added 2007 Sun Apr 8 8:24:29 by gatitabonitasen
A year ago, Donald Vance learned what its like to be falsely accused by the U.S. military of aiding terrorists. He was held without charge for more than three months in a high-security prison in Iraq, and interrogated daily after sleepless nights without legal counsel or even a phone call to his family. On Wednesday, the former private security
A year ago, Donald Vance learned what its like to be falsely accused by the U.S. military of aiding terrorists. He was held without charge for more than three months in a high-security prison in Iraq, and interrogated daily after sleepless nights without legal counsel or even a phone call to his family. On Wednesday, the former private security
added 2007 Sat Apr 7 0:47:10 by searchbeam
As the Global Temperature rises by degrees, millions are expected to suffer, and drastic changes will be imminent! Meeting of Scientists and world politicians produces report on the dire consequences of Global Warming on millions of poor people around the world!
As the Global Temperature rises by degrees, millions are expected to suffer, and drastic changes will be imminent! Meeting of Scientists and world politicians produces report on the dire consequences of Global Warming on millions of poor people around the world!
added 2007 Thu Apr 5 4:18:20 by gatitabonitasen
NEW ORLEANS (Reuters) - The head of the U.S. National Hurricane Center said on Wednesday a busy Atlantic hurricane season was likely this year, which the federal government's chief emergency official vowed to be ready for. Speaking at the annual National Hurricane Conference in New Orleans, which is still reeling from Hurricane Katrina in 2005,
NEW ORLEANS (Reuters) - The head of the U.S. National Hurricane Center said on Wednesday a busy Atlantic hurricane season was likely this year, which the federal government's chief emergency official vowed to be ready for. Speaking at the annual National Hurricane Conference in New Orleans, which is still reeling from Hurricane Katrina in 2005,
added 2007 Sun Apr 1 9:37:03 by STONERS
New research from Columbia University Medical Center may explain why people who are able to easily and accurately recall historical dates or long-ago events, may have a harder time with word recall or remembering the day's current events.
New research from Columbia University Medical Center may explain why people who are able to easily and accurately recall historical dates or long-ago events, may have a harder time with word recall or remembering the day's current events.
added 2007 Fri Mar 30 18:46:20 by STONERS
The U.S. global AIDS initiative has provided therapy and brought testing and counseling to millions around the world. Now the challenge is to move from emergency to sustained efforts, the Institute of Medicine said Friday.
The U.S. global AIDS initiative has provided therapy and brought testing and counseling to millions around the world. Now the challenge is to move from emergency to sustained efforts, the Institute of Medicine said Friday.
added 2007 Wed Mar 28 18:57:43 by STONERS
Gasoline prices continue to creep upward -- by another 4 cents locally in the past week -- and, according to motorist reports, topping $3 in some parts of Long Island. At least one analyst, though, believes they'll peak in about two weeks and then could slide or remain stable for most of the summer, depending upon geopolitical developments.
Gasoline prices continue to creep upward -- by another 4 cents locally in the past week -- and, according to motorist reports, topping $3 in some parts of Long Island. At least one analyst, though, believes they'll peak in about two weeks and then could slide or remain stable for most of the summer, depending upon geopolitical developments.
added 2007 Wed Mar 28 18:44:00 by STONERS
President Bush accused congressional Democrats Wednesday of meddling in Iraq war policy and said setting a deadline for a U.S. pullout would have disastrous repercussions for both countries.
President Bush accused congressional Democrats Wednesday of meddling in Iraq war policy and said setting a deadline for a U.S. pullout would have disastrous repercussions for both countries.
added 2007 Mon Mar 26 18:05:00 by STONERS
The weeks after Anna Nicole Smith's death were filled with public courtroom drama and private whispers about what might have killed the former Playboy Playmate. On Monday, the county medical examiner planned to reveal the truth.
The weeks after Anna Nicole Smith's death were filled with public courtroom drama and private whispers about what might have killed the former Playboy Playmate. On Monday, the county medical examiner planned to reveal the truth.
added 2007 Sun Mar 25 8:50:41 by ind06
The principal obstacle to effective school reform is the students, and the most effective means of achieving meaningful education reform would be to remove them from the system altogether, according to a new study from the Center for Educational Studies.
The principal obstacle to effective school reform is the students, and the most effective means of achieving meaningful education reform would be to remove them from the system altogether, according to a new study from the Center for Educational Studies.
added 2007 Fri Mar 23 7:28:00 by ind06
POINT/COUNTERPOINT with Susan Winger, President, Democracy In Action for "No Blood For Oil" vs. Kenneth Parton, Americans For Non-Alternative Energy for "Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?"
POINT/COUNTERPOINT with Susan Winger, President, Democracy In Action for "No Blood For Oil" vs. Kenneth Parton, Americans For Non-Alternative Energy for "Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?"
added 2007 Fri Mar 16 1:33:01 by catstevens
To surge or not to surge, that question is over. The surge is on, despite what some in Congress may want. And guess what? It seems to be working.
To surge or not to surge, that question is over. The surge is on, despite what some in Congress may want. And guess what? It seems to be working.
added 2007 Tue Mar 13 10:08:46 by ind06
"The president has always been a staunch advocate of domestic security, and this brave decision says to any potential burglar that if you want to get into his house, you are going to have an extra eight inches of fence to contend with," said White House press secretary Tony Snow.
"The president has always been a staunch advocate of domestic security, and this brave decision says to any potential burglar that if you want to get into his house, you are going to have an extra eight inches of fence to contend with," said White House press secretary Tony Snow.
added 2007 Wed Mar 7 18:31:07 by STONERS
President Bush said Wednesday that the bipartisan panel he named to investigate problems at the nation's military and veterans hospitals would work to restore confidence in the system of caring for wounded U.S. troops and helping them move back into military or civilian life.
President Bush said Wednesday that the bipartisan panel he named to investigate problems at the nation's military and veterans hospitals would work to restore confidence in the system of caring for wounded U.S. troops and helping them move back into military or civilian life.
added 2007 Tue Mar 6 10:20:13 by ind06
BARSTOW, CA-In a move intended to send an "unmistakably clear message" to Barstow County High School Principal Robert McCluskey, the school's student council approved by a vote of 22-3 during seventh period Monday a nonbinding resolution criticizing the principal's recent decision to install three extra hall monitors.
BARSTOW, CA-In a move intended to send an "unmistakably clear message" to Barstow County High School Principal Robert McCluskey, the school's student council approved by a vote of 22-3 during seventh period Monday a nonbinding resolution criticizing the principal's recent decision to install three extra hall monitors.
added 2007 Mon Mar 5 23:49:22 by ind06
By the time you finish reading this film synopsis, a drunk driver will cause a traffic accident. Every 30 seconds in America, a man is hit by a drunk driver. This is that man's story.
By the time you finish reading this film synopsis, a drunk driver will cause a traffic accident. Every 30 seconds in America, a man is hit by a drunk driver. This is that man's story.
added 2007 Thu Mar 1 20:58:23 by ind06
Not only does he offer the lowest insurance, he also takes an uncomfortably large egg dump on the hood of your car.
Not only does he offer the lowest insurance, he also takes an uncomfortably large egg dump on the hood of your car.
